She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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