Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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