It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
