Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
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