She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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