we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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