Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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