i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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