Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Randomize
