I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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