Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
You need Xanax blowdarts
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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