Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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