Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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