You're completely useless in the revolution.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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