question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
