Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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