Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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