i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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