all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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