is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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