There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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