She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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