i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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