if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The ass gains better be worth it
Randomize
