Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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