Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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