try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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