should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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