I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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