his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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