You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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