He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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