In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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