Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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