its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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