And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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