I can feel you judging me through the phone.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Can you bring me the toilet please
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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