what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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