Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
