He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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