found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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