Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
