And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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