As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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