What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
We were destined to go to rehab together
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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