I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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