What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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