Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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