I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
4 words: hood of his car
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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