Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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