all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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