that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
ok first of all what the fuck
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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